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Coming Out of the Closet: Sex Appeal & A Business Confession.
His name was Jackson. Once, I didn’t wash my hands for two whole days after he handed me a softball in gym class. When he wasn’t looking, I’d stare at him as if he were an Grecian god, made of...
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Just The Tip: Difference Isn’t About Being Different.
You know what I’m passionate about? Elephants. Big, giant, hot chartreuse, polka dotted elephants. In the room. Online. Where there’s at least one Nigerian Prince sending out emails with the...
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Adultery Saturdays: 25 Sure-Fire Ways To NOT Get The Job
While you probably needs guts more than you need a job, in the meantime YOU STILL NEED A WAY TO MAKE MONEY–namely so you can buy delicious craft beer and maybe that set of glow-in-the-dark adult...
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People Bullying Your Time? An Answer for the Overcommitted, Overcrazed &...
Know what’s a really big mistake? Letting people push you around. Letting people decide how you’ll spend your time. Guilting you into doing things you don’t want to. And generally taking a big...
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Just The Tip: Your Customers Already Told You What To Say.
“If you were a pizza delivery man, how would you benefit from scissors?” “Why is a tennis ball fuzzy?” “What is your least favorite thing about humanity?” “How does the internet work?” Can you...
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Adultery Saturdays: Explicit Permission To Finally Exhale
Today, I’m giving up my v-card*. (Drum roll, please.) *No, not that one. The one about vulnerability. (This is where I break out into a nervous sweat, run my clammy palms down the sides of my...
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Just The Tip: Top 25 Coolest Online Tools (Oh, and Lug Nuts Ruin Lives.)
So apparently I’m one of those arrogant jerks who thinks everything is negotiable. Year-long rental contracts. (Who stays anywhere for a year?) Baking cookies for the PTA. (Kidding, I would never...
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Adultery Saturdays: The 10 People You Meet While Working In A Coffee Shop
1) The “Can You Watch This” Woman Most easily identified by their hedging creep over to your table, gentle tap on the shoulder, or casual lean in, followed by the phrase, “Hiiiiiii. Sorry to bother...
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Caution: Stop Masturbating With Your Money.
Last year I had $224,225.77 in business expenses. That’s a metric fuck ton of cash for a small business to be throwing down, and probably more than my mother ever made in her entire life. And yet,...
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Just The Tip: 3 Things You Forgot About Email (And How to Make Sure YOURS Get...
1. Don’t forget to delete “display images” at the top. Relevant for folks using any type of email marketing software like AWeber, Infusionsoft, or one of my new favorites, Klaviyo. Why? Because...
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Adultery Saturdays: The New F-Word (That Really Should Be Censored)
(Note: Please read the word “forever” Sandlot style each and every time you see it in this post, unless otherwise instructed. Forrr-eeeeevv-errrrr.) You walked into the interview, head held...
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Slow Down, Sign Your Name With Gorgeous Intention & FEEL.
Today would have been her 70th birthday. I’m wearing her gold aquamarine ring. I’m wearing it to remember to be gentle, to slow down, and to offer every stranger who ever sets foot in your house the...
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Just The Tip: Gorgeous Websites Without a Designer
She looked me in the eyes, grabbed my forearms, and told me I was the spawn of satan. It was right after I started The Middle Finger Project, and apparently the name choice didn’t go over too well...
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Adultery Saturdays: Stop Comparing Yourself To Others (And Playing Poker In...
I spent every day of this week on the same brick Denver patio, sipping on a craft beer so thick and dark that each rich mouthful gave me a beer moustache, which everyone knows is like a milk moustache...
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Job Searching: Extending Your Cupped Hands & Hoping Someone Takes Mercy.
“Land of the free, home of the brave” should really have some fine print that reads, “as long as you stick your tail between your legs, binge drink at baseball games and look the other way.” As a...
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Just The Tip: The Final Formula For Writing An Effective Apology
You’re going to fuck up. Or at the very least, at some time in your life, someone’s going to think you did. And while each apology is going to require its very own dollop of attention, these three...
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Adultery Saturdays: Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept
And you’d better accept–or else. Because you need to stop cleaning. Take off the gloves, put down the bleach, and throw open the windows. Your floor can be vacuumed tomorrow. Your bed looks better...
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This Means WAR.
Business owners are getting disrespected, degraded and screwed every single day with a massive, fuck-you sized power drill. …and I’m fed up with it. I hear stories all the time of clients shortchanging...
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Just The Tip: This Tool For Selling Your Stuff Online WINS. (Breasts Down.)
There are few things in this world that I really looooove. Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer certainly makes the cut. (I swear it’s the reason why I’m in my thirties and don’t have a single eye...
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Adultery Saturdays: The Huge Obligation You’re Probably Putting Off
I’ve always been comfortable with the feeling of egg yolks rivering down my arms. Growing up, I lived one block, (or exactly 9 houses, the shuttered white one on the corner always giving out...
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