*enthusiastic drum roll por favor*
Just kidding. I’d actually like an electronic harp, please. (Obviously superior.)
Ladies, gents, and pandas, it is my pleasure to announce that enrollment for the 2016-2017 Unf*ckwithable Boss Online Business Development & Refinery Program is now officially open.
If you ever wished that you and I could put our heads together over a bottle of wine, and work together for a series of weeks digging in hard and creating—or overhauling—your online business from start to finish, A-Z, this is for you.
Because I’m just *so* friendly with the camera these days, I thought it would be better to introduce it to you that way, instead of typing you a very long and caps-filled email, so that we can join hands and have a little bonding moment along with some chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Go ahead, watch it, watch it, watch it!
***Very important note***: As a thank you to you for being a part of The Middle Finger Project community, I’d like to invite you to join me with a special VIP code that will give you the equivalent of a 25% discount off the price of tuition. I tell you more about it in the video, however, for reference, that code is: oneshotonelifenoregrets. Without the period, of course.
I truly hope this helps you come out absolutely swingin’ in 2017.
No matter what, you know I’ve got your back.
I’ll be writing you more this week, but either way I hope to see you there on Saturday! Email to ash@themiddlefingerproject.org with ANY questions at all, and we’ll be more than happy to chat and/or swap goldfish stories.
See you soon!
Ash