If you’re anything like me, you’re probably sweating bullets about Valentine’s Day. (Hopefully they’re metaphorical bullets. Pro Tip: If metal is coming out of your face, you should probably see a doctor.)
 
The biggest stress surrounding February 14th? You have to find the perfect gift that says I like you, but I wouldn’t secretly hoard a lock of your hair. And here at TMF, we’re committed to giving you exactly what you need.
 

So without further ado, here are:

THE ONLY CARDS YOU’LL EVER
NEED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

*Please pardon the cutesy patterns and swirly cursive–it IS Valentine’s Day, after all. 

FOR THE ROMANTICS:

Don’t worry–there’s lots of tasteful roses to really set the mood. 

FOR THE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS:

Because nothing says, “I love you” quite like horned animals and barf. 

FOR THE SOON-TO-BE-EXES:

+15 points for not waiting until their birthday?

FOR THE SENTIMENTALISTS:

Sunsets + hand-holding = love. OBVIOUSLY. 

AND FOR EVERYONE ELSE:

Note: This totally doesn’t work if you actually want to hoard a lock of their hair.

What’s your take on Valentine’s Day? Does it fill you with the warm and fuzzies, or make you want to stab a stuffed bear? Tell me in the comments!